“Stakeholder the tool …”

Devolution toward Simpler, Nouns, Verbs

I saw this in an email message yesterday.

Problem:
“Stakeholder” is not a verb.

Explanation:
“Stakeholder the tool within the organization.” was the full sentence in the email message, which was describing a software application and was written to persons who, according to the message’s author, should feel that they had a stake in the software application’s success.

The problem is that the word “stakeholder” is a noun, not a verb.

The word “stakeholder” means a person or group with an interest in something (e.g., the stakes of a wager).

I believe that this (mis)use of the noun “stakeholder” as a verb is consistent with my “Devolution toward Simpler” linguistic hypothesis, just as the misuse of the verb “install” as a noun in place of the longer words “installer” and “installation” is consistent with this hypothesis.

Solution:
“Create stakeholders in the tool …”