{"id":177,"date":"2008-03-21T12:00:55","date_gmt":"2008-03-21T18:00:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kirkmahoney.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/report-discourteous-drivers-to\/"},"modified":"2008-03-21T12:15:58","modified_gmt":"2008-03-21T18:15:58","slug":"report-discourteous-drivers-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kirkmahoney.com\/wordpress\/blog\/2008\/03\/report-discourteous-drivers-to\/","title":{"rendered":"“REPORT DISCOURTEOUS DRIVER’S TO”"},"content":{"rendered":"

I saw this on the back of a delivery van two days ago.<\/p>\n

Problem:<\/strong>
\nThe sign writer converted a singular noun into a possessive instead of into a plural noun.<\/p>\n

Explanation:<\/strong>
\nBook authors such as Lynne Truss<\/a> are bang on<\/em> when they say that sign writers have a propensity to put apostrophes where they do not belong.<\/p>\n

The sign writer for the delivery van is guilty of this offense.<\/p>\n

The sign writer either should have left the noun in singular form (“DRIVER”) or should have used the plural form (“DRIVERS”).<\/p>\n

The writer probably wanted to be somewhat generic — and not pick on the driver of the van to which the sign is attached — and use the plural form of “DRIVER”.<\/p>\n

One humorous aside: There was no telephone number to call for reporting a lack of courtesy!<\/p>\n

Solution:<\/strong>
\n“REPORT DISCOURTEOUS DRIVERS TO”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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