{"id":584,"date":"2009-04-24T12:00:48","date_gmt":"2009-04-24T18:00:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kirkmahoney.com\/blog\/2009\/04\/if-we-all-row-we-will-climb-the-mountains\/"},"modified":"2015-03-31T15:17:17","modified_gmt":"2015-03-31T21:17:17","slug":"if-we-all-row-we-will-climb-the-mountains","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kirkmahoney.com\/wordpress\/blog\/2009\/04\/if-we-all-row-we-will-climb-the-mountains\/","title":{"rendered":"“If we all row … we will climb the mountains …”"},"content":{"rendered":"

I saw this in a corporate announcement.<\/p>\n

Problem:<\/strong>
\nThe writer mixed metaphors.<\/p>\n

Explanation:<\/strong>
\nThe full sentence was “If we all row in the same directions, we will ultimately climb the mountains and be successful.”<\/p>\n

Beyond this conditional sentence’s use of the plural “directions” where the singular “direction” was required (as discussed<\/a> in yesterday’s post), there is a problem with the “If” clause matching the implied-“then” clause.<\/p>\n

Given the target audience, I doubt that the writer was referring to some sort of extreme adventure such as uphill kayaking.<\/p>\n

So it makes no sense to the average reader to climb a mountain by rowing.<\/p>\n

The solution comes from making a water-related reference (e.g., to a lake) in the implied-“then” clause.<\/p>\n

Solution:<\/strong>
\n“If we all row … we will cross the lake …”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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